Closet Porn

I know this amazing couple and my favorite part about them is the story of their courtship. She had a ridiculously small closet. He was a handy guy who listened to his Mama. His Mama said, "A way to a girl's heart is through her closet." He was confused. "Buy her clothes?" "No," said Mama, "build her a closet". And so he did. He sent her on a two-day vacation with a friend- not a bad move either - and remodeled her closet while she was gone. Pure closet porn.